J.P. Devine

J.P. Devine


J.P. Devine is a Waterville-based writer and movie reviewer.

Latest Articles by J.P. Devine

November 1, 2013

Who’s at the door?

It’s just a rumor, but the tweet is that two women went to the homes of Texas Sen. Ted Cruz and Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell on Halloween, dressed as Hillary Clinton and Kathleen Sebelius.

October 4, 2013

You have questions; he has answers

J.P. Devine gets a lot of feedback, so to cut to the chase, here are the answers to his frequently asked questions.

September 28, 2013

I love burgers, and so does America

Hamburgers are us. They’ve written songs and poems about burgers. They’re part of every occasion in our lives — barbecues, weddings, even funerals.

September 20, 2013

Boxed in by the 'Obama thing'

If J.P. Devine's special shoebox ever goes up in flames, so do his political fortunes.

September 14, 2013

Stockpiling advice now that the Cold War is back

The Cold War is back and readers are asking: what to do when the bombs start falling? Here's some advice on stock-piling.

August 30, 2013

In his dreams, a call to glory

J.P. Devine is making a list and checking it twice, just in case that call from Pope Francis comes true.

August 23, 2013

Ganging up on the routine physical

The prospect of group time at the doctor's office has J.P. Devine wondering which casual acquaintance will know his most intimate secrets.

August 16, 2013

Wanted: New 'bestie'; males only, please

J.P. Devine has decided he needs a new best friend to talk about guy things with.

August 9, 2013

Overthinking the smart meter menace

That little yellow box on the side of J.P. Devine's house is trouble brewing— for someone else.

August 2, 2013

Praise Jesus and put the hammer down

When it comes to learning how to drive in southern California, the watchword is "vamonos."